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Queef.
You're on my bucket list.
Go fuck yourself.
I'd rather be masturbating.
Fuck me, I'm single.
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
Make me a sandwich, then suck me off.
Real women swallow.
My other ride is your mom.
My girlfriend thinks my wife is a bitch.